Announcer: And now it's time for "Bum Reviews" with Chester A. Bum. Tonight's review: "Godzilla." Chester: OH MY GOD, this is the greatest movie I've ever seen in my life! (Mimics Godzilla scream as red text appears saying "SPOILERS!") There's this guy called Breaking Malcolm's Dad. And he's upset because his wife was killed by a monster fart! So, years later, his son grows up and starts a family with the good acting Olsen sister. No, not that one. No, not that one. Yes! The one you didn't even know existed! But the son has to go to bail out Breaking Malcolm's Dad because he keeps getting arrested.