"Hymn to Abraham Thorn" is a thirteen-line pseudepigraphic poem, written by tinypearl32 in the voice of Alexandra Quick, and addressed to Quick's father. The poem was written as "a present for you, to the tune from a Dr. Seuss poem," and was inspired by Chapter 26 of Alexandra Quick and the Lands Below. It was posted to LiveJournal on 16 April 2009. The poem is written in three stanzas with a rhyme-scheme of a-a-b-b / a-a-c-c / d-d-e-f-e.