‘’This is Squidward Tentacles.’’ ‘’This is my ***, calling from ****!’’ a squeaky voice giggled from on the line. ‘’Who the **** is this?’’ ‘’Listen, lady...’’ the voice on the phone paused. ‘’…how old are you?’’ ‘’It’s none of your business how old I am, and I’m a guy! Now who the **** are you?!’’ ‘’How old are you?’’ ‘’It’s none of you’re business!’’ ‘’Answer my question!’’ ‘’No way I’m answering your question!’’ ‘’Now listen, lady…’’ the voice on the other end began. But Squidward interrupted. ‘’I’M NOT A LADY!’’ ‘’Oh, you’re a guy? Then have you ever gotten your girlfriend pregnant?’’ ‘’No!’’ ‘’No!’’