He was born on a ship on a dark rainy night, With splashulous, brumerish waves left and right. His mother looked down and beamishly grinned, "Here's born the best who'll ever have sinned." They sailed on the sea With a piratesome glee And seadogs like black-hearted Walder Magee Did wail when they saw them and promptly did flee. Then came a brumulous cumberish man, With dark beady eyes and a terrible plan. He tricked them and trapped them and caught them in chains, This fellow named Bok who was more brawn than brains. Indrajit said, His eyes turning red, "Oh I'll see you dead, On deck or in bed."