The Nerd: Aw, no. It's ALF on the Sega Master System. Of course, it's based on the TV sitcom from the '80s. I used to love that show just for the fact that the star character was a puppet. Ah, yes. The loveable Alien Life Form, ALF, or Gordon Shumway, who crash-lands on Earth and lives with the Tanner family. Not the Tanners from Full House. The goal is to collect special items to get his spaceship working so he can leave Earth and go home, along the way having to avoid FBI agents who are out to get him. This is all strangely reminiscent of E.T. on Atari 2600. (mentioning the FBI agents) These guys are creepy, they look like pedophiles, perverts, child molesters. The way they're dressed in stereotypical trenchcoats and grabbing at the air, as if saying "Come on, ALF, I got some candy. I do