In a recent effort to bring the curriculum up to speed the comitee that determines subject content saw fit to drop formerly essential subjects as alchamy, game huntology and maths, instead replacing them with subjects more relevant to todays society, H4XXXoR1Ng for example. The obvious flaw in what would have otherwise been a pitch-perfect plan was the fact that the main body of stuff taught in each subject is decided sloey by a man in his late eighties who refuses neither to die nor relinquish control of the governing body (Maccy D's.)