Dear Bubba, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Love, Dad A few days later he received a letter from his son. Dear Dad, 'For HEAVEN'S SAKE, Dad, don't dig up the garden! That's where I buried the bodies!' Love, Bubba At 4 A. M. the next morning, a dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.