Dear R.W., Hmm, it’s never easy, is it? If you were Catholic you could just be creative with the penances you gave to your younger, prettier sinners. Since you seem to be an Anglican there’s unlikely to be much on offer from your congregation unless choirboys or old ladies in hats get you going. Not that being a clergyman is all bad. My character in Hawaii 5 0 went undercover as a priest once and I still fondly remember how easy it was to pull up the vestments and slip one to the make-up girl. Good times! If only I'd been sober.... Happy hunting, Michael Douglas.