NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. Well, I'm back in my commercial garb. That must mean we're talking about commercials! (holds up index finger) But not just any commercials, CHRISTMAS COMMERCIALS!! NC: Why Top 12? Well, I'll tell you. (pause) In song. (clears throat, then starts singing to "The Twelve Days of Christmas") The first reason that– NC (vo): Assholes.