A flargleflex is a number which is often defined as having the value of the number of humans in China multiplied by the number of aliens in China multiplied by the number of illegal aliens in China divided by the quantity 4π plus four pies squared. However, this definition is fundamentally flawed, as a logical fallacy exists in line 42 of the geometric proof shown above. This fallacy states that: It can thus be deduced by Sherlock Holmes and no other man that the true definition of Flargleflex is never. However, And or nor for yet but so! No!