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At the peak of Jesus' popularity, he got signed for the short-lived primetime TBS sitcom Just Crucify Me. The show did not take off, which was blamed entirely on Jesus being required to be clean-shaven for the part, and way too many Oscar Wilde jabs. Jesus' character, "Jesus H. Fitzgerald", was a bustling American entrepreneur whose career got put on hold when the Holy Spirit accidentally impregnated an unspecified woman, and she made Jesus take the baby, since it's his holy trinity, it's his fault, hence the name "Just Crucify Me".

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