{Randy is presenting the news. The first headline is "When Ambitious Projects ATTACK!"} Randy: We've just recieved word that Final Fantasy X, Square's first foray into the world of online gaming, Won't be. Panel 2 {Picture changes to the game, Pitfall.} Randy: In other news, Capcom has reported trouble getting Resident Evil: Code Veronica not to look like ass on the Playstation 2. Panel 3 {Picture changes to a hot dog, some popcorn and a drink with eyes.} Randy: Gamers across the world rose up in protest, and then sat immediately back down, panting heavily.