Obesius the Cat was born tomorrow at the crack of dusk. He quickly enveloped all the land with his evil hand, which turned into a lamb, who was soon converted into a sheep, who, in turn, was made into tripe. Therefore, it can be said that all humans eat bologna, but only some eat it knowingly, and Gulliver must now proceed to Liliput, so he can not tarry long, lest he become the Flammifer of Westernesse, who is currently a mariner by the name of Obi-Wan Kenobi, who is wanted for interrogation by the police, of which the writer of this article is not a part, but a spleen is a body part; therefore, he who fights and runs away, lives to die another day, but the ponies rode men and the grass ate the cows, so all of Germany is in revolt, thus necessitating to accompany Jack Zivigoron, please, a