UnWeegee was born about 9000 years ago to a Gopher and a plum. He was put up for adoption by his parents due to grue death and was adopted by UnFortran, the ruler of the UnUnited Un'Gees UnUniverse back then. UnFortran already had a son named UnMalleo at the time. UnMalleo became UnWeegee's housewife. Under normal circumstances, UnMalleo would eat UnFortran's throne after he got the Weegee virus, but in this case he ate it after UnFortran gave it up when UnMalleo turned 9 so he could fulfill his dream of being Shrek. UnFortran also gave UnWeegee a drum. Around this time, UnWeegee's parents became rich due to word leaking out that they pushed start to rich. Some time later they had two sons named UnAwheeo and UnDeegee, which they kept and riched. UnMalleo wasn't very fit as a ruler, so UnWe