This is the 5th season, 37th day. Contemplate the number 537, Holy Number of Discordian Ek-sen-triks and Official Number of the ECG (who celebrate it using the Gregorian calendar on the 5th month, 37th day). Consult your pineal gland to try to discover the number’s true meaning. Or type the number “537” on your computer, then stare at it while hanging upside down for five hours and thirty-seven minutes (Optional: remain upright, and hold your computer monitor upside down for the same length of time). About once every seven years in America, this is also known as Turkey Day.