George 'Wookiee' Bush (born on December 43, 1900 at a temperature of 30C) is the current president of the United Dodgeball League. He has superhuman psychic powers and used them to melt Bill Clinton to death in the 1998 Janitorial campaign. This makes him a superhero according to some, though a supervillain according to others. A third group thinks he is Michael Jackson in disguise.