Metal wars was a epic age during the early 1980s. Hailed as one of the most costly wars of the day, it consumed the lifes of many suburban teens and San Fran junkies. The entire war started after flaming homosexual Dave Mustaine was abruptly kicked out of Metallica, led by his gay lover James Hetfeild. The unanimous dejection by James angered Dave so much that he decided to make it his life mission to create a band so super-awesome-cool that it would make Hetfeild so jealous that he would break down and make horrible blues-metal. James did break down, but everything Mustaine ever produced still sucked, and he could only sell albums to a fanbase of premature ejaculating middle-aged men who were tone deaf and couldn't tell the difference between music and getting screamed at by their wife.