The Bluyiov Formula, better known as Bluyiov's Second Probabilistic Shift of N-Space Formula, is a formula describing the asymptotic relationship (through a generalized probabilistic curve) of the nature of 11- to 14-year-old humour product. The formula, which was discovered by Russian mathematician Yuri Bluyiov, was used to quell the war between the United Ribaldist Front and the Contemporary Generalists, who had often resorted to guerrilla warfare, in the middles, due to the longstanding feud over the asymptotic nature of the stated humour.