Tek Jansen is widely regarded as the greatest hero of New Earth, having saved it countless times. Tek Jansen is a googolplex times more powerful, smarter, and better looking than Superman, Spider-man, Batman, and the rest of the Justice League rolled together, and he could defeat them all just by making love to Angelina Jolie. Star Jones! Sun Ra! Swim Porpy! Save Yourself! Solar Plexus! Halley's Comet! Venus Flytrap! Astro Glide! Apollo Creed! Saturn Ion! Parumpum... Mars Blackmon! Pluto Nash! Mercury Monarch! Obviously, he has had hundreds of girlfriends.