In dedication to my ambitious brother, Adalandier. May his death not be in vain. Special acknowledgments to Veras Winvale and Kelith Vedan for inspiring me to delve into the study of existence, Kretan Moongazer and Archmage Kurimatsu for their accompaniment into the most perilous reaches of Azeroth, Norviere for showing me the importance of passing knowledge, and all those who have lived and died in the service of our world. Additional Orcish, Common, Thalassian, and Gutterspeak editions available upon request.