In the year 1999, human kind was wiped out by hilariously hairy monsters rampaging the earth. People were dissolved in the masses of slime they shot from their feet and the world leaders pooped their pants in fear. The monster has been described as "freaking scary" by, er, no-one because everybody is dead. Except me, cos I'm writing this article! I have revived the human race with the help of my undeathing device which allowed me to resurrect the particularly fertile.