The ancient tribal honey glazed software is what keeps us in the spiky barbed jaws of life, and away from the matressy bleeding gums of death. Forged in the salt mines high above the mucky muck this revolutionary new design enabled weak, feeble basement dwellers to access the internet - and lie about the size of their penis to millions of similar induviduals. Seeing as that last sentence was a bit hammy(haha geddit?) I'll explain what I just said. Basicly Hamumu Software did something interesting once, and inadvertedly helped create Encyclopedia Dramatica... great. ¬_¬