Japan can be a very hospitable country to visit for the non-black gaijin. In fact, being able to choke out the words "Good morning" in Japanese (御漫湖下さい "Omanko kudasai") is often enough to get you head when encountering a sufficiently snaggletoothed whore. (Note: If you are blond and tall, you may be able to land a snaggletoothed whore with fairly nice gazongas). However, not all is fine and dandy for the gaijin Japan-goer especially if you are black, as there are some things that the Japanese will cling to like it was a high-school girl's crotch on a commuter train in order to resist its Western defilement.