Suicide Spy's history is very hard to deduce. No, scratch that, EXTREMELY HARD TO DEDUCE, because of the horrible spelling and grammar of his documents. According to the papers, he was a Spy, killed by a Heavy for eating his sandwich, who haunts Well Union Station. However, except for his debut, he has not made any further appearances, although similar characters, such as Namvet and Suicide Poot, carry on his tradition of badly-edited terror and confusion....Namely confusion...