It was certainly a close call. George Bush II had declared two wars on the Axis of Evil and supposed terrorist nations. He was spoiling a French alliance. He was giving already corrupt companies special powers. And nobody thought anything of it, until Michael Moore famously said "We live in fictitious times with a fictitious president waging a fictitious war." Michael Moore let the citizens of America know what was happening and saved us from a horrifying future. But years earlier, he narrowly escaped an encounter with a drunken driver with only a bad arm. But what if the driver had moved only a few inches closer to Moore and struck him fatally? With Michael Moore dead, the world would be a terrible place. Relations with France were already deteriorating as the president of France led an a