The Red Potato is a small ovular shaped vegetable that lives in the ground and feeds off earth worms. Large quantities of these brash potatoes die every year because of global warming. They live in packs under ground and will only come up to the surface if they sense the presence of the sun or political folly. They are readily prone to diseases such as Hep B, Chicken Pox, and cancer. The Red Potato holds yearly conferences in the cities of Calcutta and Port Algonquin Concerning Marital Issues. Although they are seen as harmless creatures, the Red Potato actually holds close ties to death star commander Darth Vader and his comedic side kick Dr. Evil. Rumours that Red Potatoes have Communist links are unproven, but let's be honest, we all know they're the power behind China.