All of us deal with being a fucking noob on myspace. Some of us stay fucking noobs longer than others. For example, if you're some ugly fat chick with only one picture, and that specific pic is one of you wearing huge sunglasses to hide the fact that you're unbearably hideous, you will usually stay a fucking n00b for an extended period of time, because, honey, them glasses don't do shit. Note: This rule is canceled out if you have a popular and good-looking sibling.