April 3rd, 2002 Hey everybody! We hope you had a wonderful holiday weekend and a totally bitchin' spring break. This past weekend was tough for us. Mariah Carey tried to ruin The Aquabats. She had us broken up for twenty-four hours, but we decided to fight against her and regroup. It was a close call, kids. Apparently, we watched her on MTV's "Cribs" and she messed us all up with her level of... uh... lack of genius. But not to worry. It's all behind us now.