Listen to this, right, i just came from texas and they were, like tryin ta lynch me and i was like k but dont, when who shud pop up other than your mother? So natrually i said howdy and she gave no soddin reply so i figured she must have retardation issues and i shot her in the head. And the, right, get this, right, the dammed police came and smacked me up and thats how im in prision now.