Weeney Toad The pubic barber of fleet street, is an off-off-off-off-off Broadway musical made in the year 2012. It originally featured many people dressed up like cats, with flamboyant costumes and hair that is borderline plumage. It did not go well, especially as the crowd booed and started huffing kittens the cats that they snuck into the theatre, since NO ONE wants to pay 5 dollars for a diet coke. I mean, what's the deal with that!?! COME ON! Oscar Wilde later answered many newscasters questions, to everyone's delight.