WELCOME, ladies, gentlemen, and tropers, to Darth Wiki's Favorite Game Show... * Archie Comics: If you've been chasing the same boy for ages, and he barely acknowledges your existence unless he needs homework help, his car fixed, or a rebound date, by all means keep pursuing him. He's bound to choose you over the Rich Bitch someday. * A sure way to keep your girlfriend is to beat the shit out of any guy who so much as asks her for the time. That's not scary at all. * All girls just love dropping everything they're doing to participate in an impromptu beauty contest in bikinis or tight ski suits. They're waiting for you boys to ask them. * Show your students you trust them by allowing your two most clumsy and careless pupils to conduct unsupervised experiments in the chemisrty