Pej is an oft-mentioned character by Mark and Jeremy who owns a house-boat which according to Mark, will never be released from Rotterdam. Despite being referred to heavily throughout the show, he has, so far not appeared physically in the show. He appears to have attended Dartmouth University with Mark and Jeremy, having "put his pants on the taxi driver's head and he couldn't see a thing" on the way back from 'Cinderellas', at which time Mark was "literally weeping with fear." He has at some point worked at HMV.