Furniture watching is a popular pastime in many countries. It is the process of standing (though this can be a challenge - many furniture watchers sit instead) and staring at a piece of furniture for hours on end. It is an art form. Most furniture watchers keep checklists of the furniture they have watched. My checklist is woefully low. Alas. It seems I spend all my time watching my bathtub. It is a gorgeous bathtub. You're still snoring, you barsteward. Another five minutes (obliterated).