The Theocracy of Opodeldok is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Mitchell with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, aversion to nipples, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.826 billion Opodeldokians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.