Kelly: I don't talk trash, I talk smack. They're totally different. Trash talk is hypothetical, like: Your mom is so fat she can eat the internet. But smack talk is happening like right now. Like: You're ugly and I know it for a fact so I got the evidence right there. (sheepishly watching the pathetic excuse for a match between their trash-talking girlfriends) Jim: Do you wanna go play on the table upstairs? Darryl: Yes!