In any city, in any country, enter a convenience store and look to the person behind the counter. Walk up and ask for a pack of cigarettes- it doesn't matter what kind. While the man has his back turned to get the cigarettes, you must say "Cigarettes, why smoke be so vile and ash be so.." trail off. If the man stops and looks to the back of the store, run. Don't stop, or they will get you. Keep running until you collapse - you will know if you made it far enough. Although, should the man stop and turn to look at you, he will grab a cigar from under the desk, a key will be hidden in the cigar.