The Goose-step is a stupid looking stiff legged marching technique (if one could call it that) beloved of fascists and The Village People. It has most notably been employed by the Weird-march of the Glorious German Army in order to hide the embarrasing erections they all had as they prepared for the insemination invasion of several European countries, most notably (for the nookie) France (circa 1939 to 1945 - after 1945 it ceased to exist as a nation because the Americans came over and ruined liberated it).