Crispin Hellion Glover attended the Merman School for the Incredibly Clever. It was there that he truly became the thing we know today. At Mermin he learned to use big words like 'lachrymose' and 'symbolism', and he was instructed in the art of rat catching; but most importantly, he was taught how to part his hair exactly down the centre. If the part were to be even slighty off centre it would be bad. Oh so very very bad.