The Space Pirates is one of the most mind-bogglingly boring and soul-renderingly dull stories you will ever sit through in your entire life. You think your own daily life is bad, with your tedious office job and monotonous family visits? Try sitting through this train wreck; trust me, the rest of your life will feel like you've snorted crack in comparison. The roles of the Doctor, Jamie and Zoe are noticeably limited here, as they knew they were too good for this story.