One night, Clarkr was performing with his band group, Clark Reese, at some coffee place. After the show, as he was carrying his loads of equipment to his car, three boys approached him, one of them holding a laptop computer. The one with the laptop said "Hey Clarkr!" so Clarkr had no choice but to say "Hey, what's up?" The laptop-holder introduced himself as The Penis He Thought Was His Own and his friends as The Flesh of Bulls and NEDM. Then The Penis told Clarkr that "I went to your YouTube profile and watched all of your videos, then I spent hours recording tiny samples from the vids and sticking the samples together to make brand new songs! Do you want to open for our band, That's Adultery, when we play a show in my garage on the first of January?" Of course, Clarkr was flattered and h