The "We don't need no stinking flags!" ProtectoRIte Agreement was a ProtectoRIte Pact between the Random Insanity Alliance and The Unitican Federation, formerly The Unitican Empire, that was announced on March 28, 2009. It became defunct on April 6, 2009 when the UAE merged into the Union of Integrated National Entities. As a result of the merger the "Multi-Coloured Right Handed Headless Chicken" Pact was eventually signed.