Mostly this is the things we all look for when looking for Vanity * Is it notable? - The notability of a subject is what determines if an article is Vanity. Mostly the "Big Ben" is notable to deserve an article, your "house" isn't notable enough to deserve an article. Same goes for persons. A famous person is notable, while you yourself are not. Unless you can get famous within a few seconds. * Has anyone heard of you? - Mostly we look to see if anyone's heard of you anywhere. A signer is known by everyone in the world, you yourself are only known by your friends. * Is it referenced? - Mostly you or your place/business have to be referenced multiple times by a reliable source in a newspaper, then we can parody you. * Does it fit the theme? - Mostly Vanity articles have a way