Excerpp fum a local Noospaper: OMINOUS UNKNOWN KILLER IS STILL AT LARGE. Af'er weeks of unexplained murders, th' ominous unknown killer is still on th' rise. Af'er li'l evidence has been foun', a yo'ng fella states thet he survived one of th' killer's attacks an' bravely tells his sto'y. Po-lice is still on th' look fo' this hyar man, as enny fool kin plainly see. Eff'n yo' see ennyone thet fits th' dexcripshun in this hyar sto'y, please corntack yer local po-lice department. "Mom, they were th' ones who pulled th' knives on me an' Liu." "Wal kid, looks like a year in Juvy..."