Dear reader, if you are enjoying this piece then they have caught me and released my diaries to the public. I am most likely either rotting in a prison, or dead. I hope if I'm dead I got the electric chair. It looks so exciting on the television. As you know, (for I am sure they must have told you by now whose writings they have released.) I am "Jack Apron" the serial killer. A name the police gave me since my murders seem to remind them of the "Jack The Ripper" killings. My last name comes from his second nickname, "The Leather Apron." How very creative of them. Anyways, I have rambled on long enough, I'm tired and I will write more in the morning.