1 When electronic monitors are upon thy patient, thou shalt not touch any patient with one hand whilst thy other hand be upon any electrical instrument. Doing so may provide a path for leakage currents through thy body and into thy patient and remorse will follow thee all the days of thy life. 2 Neither shall thou place one hand upon thy patient and the other upon any metal pipe, bed rail, or other grounded metal surface. This too may provide a path through thee and thy patient. * * DISCLAIMER**