Johnny Ace loves hiring Divas through jerking off to looking at lingerie catalogs. HHH made fun of his raspy voice on TV once, but somehow wasn't Berried~! Hates skateboards. Hates all midgets except for Hornswoggle. Loves it when wrestlers independent contractors wear suits, even though approximately 100% of the human population doesn't give a shit what wrestlers sports entertainers wear when they eat at fucking Denny's.