Captain Smirk's House is the residence of the sword trainer Captain Smirk. It's located at the most eastern point of Mêlée Island. You briefly encounter it in The Secret of Monkey Island during the education of Insult Swordfighting. Prior to the events of Escape from Monkey Island, Smirk suffered a painful embarrassment at the hands of Ozzie Mandrill having came into contact with his unique slang during a battle of Insult Gin-Rummy. Smirk left Mêlée Island out of shame, abandoning his former residence.