If you don't want it to happen; if you've prayed out loud for it not to happen; if, in fact, there's something you Do Not Want and you've mentioned it, well, sorry buddy, but straight from your lips to the ears of the Ironic Overpower, the overriding force of discomfort, unpleasantness, and comedy in the PPCverse. Tempting, taunting, or in other ways attracting the attention of the IO is a Bad Idea. It listens out for phrases beginning with: