MAN (Wink): Drowning in a sea of bills? (crashing, bills shaking and dropping, and Wink pulls out the office worker) WOMAN: Whoa! Wink! WINK: Then it's time to play Debt! (WOMAN SIGHS) WINK: The game show where three debt-laden Americans, just like you, compete to have us pay off all their bills and go home with nothing. WOMAN: Whoo! WINK: And now let's meet today's contestants [sometimes Wink would leave out the "ts"]: (insert self-introductions of the contestants with the amount of debt and whatever reasons why). JULIE: And now, starring that host, the crowned prince of credit, the duke of Debt, Wink Martindale!