Lampshade Man was flying through the night breeze like a half eaten candy bar. His butt itched. A lot. But Lampshade Man did not care as he was just returning from a awesome victory. He was playing Halo 2 with A Cereal Box and had won a juggernaut match. "Boo Ya!" he had screamed into the face of the unussualy large sized Krabby Patty. Now, Lampshade Man was landing in the abandoned corn maze in which his secret lair was located.